... if each of the trunk lid of the taxi on and slam if over the threshold on a bridge moves (because the trunk-lid broken)
... a taxi without cobwebs windshield (broken) is at least as rare as the cleaning lady to clean our Bouka on Monday of the bath appears
... if a car is made at least 5 different other cars: this is all taken apart and reassembled (shops, "vente of Spare Parts"
... if you notice after weeks time, that the dispensers for surgical hand disinfection ordinary dish-washing agents
comes out ... if it smells like vomit, it may well be that someone cooked cassava
... if it stinks in one evening in the Bouka of dead animal (because ate the cat is poisoned with rat poison rat from the Réfectoire has) and next evening penetrating of gasoline (because they have not poured over the spot where the dead cat, was further away by the smell lured animals)
... If patients declare that dizzying blood pressure values in the consultation, their blood pressure Medis had stopped because they went to church every morning to ask for lowering blood pressure
... if you instead change may well also get Maggi cube
... when you either permanently antriffst your patients in the city or get you there slowly all know when you return to Switzerland return back or what size shoe do you have worn the last time, when you first enter the store or just a woman (former patient?) anhaut shopping before the cooler, if she can feed her baby already Joghourt
... often in the hospital when nothing is running when it's not either own or makes all like children every day to their same duties always reminds
... if ever have any soeurs frères and be introduced to your consultations, occasionally if possible so that they do not pay the consultation must
... when you are constantly asked by patients to your phone number (preferably from those that appear conspicuously in uniform)
... when patients often times simply run away from the hospital to pay to not have to - and when they appear the next time because of illness their patients' records "lost" and still have "never were there" - because you would otherwise noted, yes, that they still owe money. This, however, the whole medical history somewhere in the archives and you will repeat all the tests have ever made - which are most likely then also do not pay back (unfortunately not very rare for patients to pay could actually)
... if all always want to change (especially the taxi drivers), but it is a constant shortage of small change
... when in the liner Lambarene Port Gentil at least twice as many passengers transported are as actually intended for the ship - the people are almost stacked on each other because one simply loads into it from above into the belly of the ship
... when children everywhere teeming
... as contraception is a foreign word rather
... when trying to drive many young women with all possible: any herbal bleach, ... - Lea and then in surgery to remove the remains must
... and was approved several years ago did not prevent, the government promoted children's wealth, although in every corner of infrastructure for such an abundance of children lack
... if anything frère and soeur calls. If there are indeed times "real" siblings, which is also said explicitly: "nous sommes frères - même mère, père même" - which is indeed a rarity but
... when the age of 38 may well be Grandmother
... and also as a man can have 26 children
... whenever everyone is ready for a chat and have an open house
... when children wear school uniforms colors depending on the school
... every few days when the hair is changed
... if the butter is melted or almost rock hard either, but certainly nothing in between
... if you like the air conditioning in the consultation room are all drowned auscultation
.. if you to "bonjour" someone "oui" to the answer is
... when the river is not to go swimming, because an otherwise Krokis in the A. .. Biting
... if in addition to student soon to become a secretary, pharmacist, ...
is ... the drinking water often times the color and taste changes
... if you can order in a restaurant Đino
... if à tout à l'heure up in 2 minutes 2 hours, possibly even can warm up in 2 days
... if you can buy roasted peanuts instead of almonds
... the tailor an offering of himself to come along on fabric buying trip, so I will not get ripped off
... senn you in a speedboat when passing a Pirogue kindly on the brake pedal must
... if it is almost normal for a student railed about the nasty teacher, whilst she is holding her 1-2 year old child in her arms
... if not a bit mosquitoes care about European anti-insect repellent or long dress, but blithely stand - especially me
... I pretty much give me skill to bring this all down here because it has become so normal that it no longer strikes me.
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